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BLOB MONSTERS RETURN – A truly strange little piece that I did on the fly. Sounds like a cross between “The Blob,” “Tetris” and those funny aliens from “Sesame Street” who say, “Yi-i-i-i-p yip yip yip.” (1:35)

Blob Monsters Return

Blob Monsters Return_Looping

 

DISCO ANTS GO CLUBBIN’ – The sequel to another piece of mine, “Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants.” Well, what else are they supposed to do after eating an entire town? …Could be funny in gameplay or a sci-fi satire. (2:23)

Disco Ants Go Clubbin’

 

SNEAKY CAT – A single bassoon conveys a quiet humor. (00:45)

Sneaky Cat

 

FARTY CROOKS – Don’t ask me what I was thinking…I just thought it sounded funny. Could be used in a satirical film or maybe as game music for something weird. (1:10)

Farty Crooks

Farty Crooks_Looping

 

MISTER SNEAKYPANTS – Fun little “sneaking around” piece. A work in progress, but you might be able to use it for something. (00:50)

Mister Sneakypants

Mister Sneakypants_Looping

 

THE MONKEY ISLAND BAND – Yeah, they need practice, but give ’em a break…all they have to play on are skulls. 😉  Might work for a game or animation. Good for looping. (1:42)

Monkey Island Band

Monkey Island Band_Looping

 

INVASION OF THE GIANT DISCO ANTS – Ridiculous 50’s style monster movie set to a disco beat. Over-the-top and super cheesy. Could be good for satire. (1:28)

Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants

 

GHOULISH FUN – Good for Halloween or a Halloween themed piece. (2:18)

Ghoulish Fun

 

SIDE BURN SQUAD – In the spirit of a bad 70s cop show. Makes me itchy for some reason. (1:17)

Sideburn Squad

 

DO IT – “This is your conscience speaking…” in humorous hip-hop style. (1:09)

Do It

 

ALIEN CHICKAWOW – Don’t ask. I have no answers. (00:37)

Alien Chickawow

 

CHEESY SCIENCE LAB / SPACESHIP, ETC. – Classic 50s sound…conjures up cardboard sets, blinking lights and extra cheese. Good for satire. (00:32)

Cheesy Science

 

CLUMSY MONSTER BASH – Halloween party for clumsy monsters. What else would it be?  😉 (1:46)

Clumsy Monster Bash_remixed

 

WARPED ALIEN BAND – Very strange, funky piece. If you can figure out something this can be used in, please let me know. (1:00)

Warped Alien Band

 

CREAKY COUNTRY FAIR – Old fashioned fair with creaky rides, lame games and bad cotton candy. Kind of sad  in a humorous way…sort of. (A work in progress.) (1:49)

Creaky Country Fair

 

GOOFY MISCHIEF – Silly, yes, but good spirited. (00:38)

Goofy Mischief

 

CRANKY MONSTER – Another piece that falls under the “let’s see who can do something with this” category. (1:37)

Cranky Monster

 

MEDIEVAL HALLOWEEN – Well, I don’t know if they had Halloween back in medieval days…probably not…but that’s what this reminds me of. Might make a good open for a show. (00:44)

Medieval Halloween

 

VIDEO GAME BRAIN DRAIN – Underscore for a quirky kid’s game of some kind. Great for annoying their parents, store employees, etc. as kids play the game endlessly. (2:07)

Video Game Brain Drain

Video Game Brain Drain_Looping

 

CLUNKY OLD TIME PIANO –  Could work in a western bar scene (in which the piano player is as drunk as everyone else) or could depict a player piano that’s seen better days. Much better days. (1:16)

Clunky Old Time Piano

 

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