Funny / Quirky / Weird

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BLOB MONSTERS RETURN – A truly strange little piece that I did on the fly. Sounds like a cross between “The Blob,” “Tetris” and those funny aliens from “Sesame Street” who say, “Yi-i-i-i-p yip yip yip.” (1:35)  Royalty-Free.

Blob Monsters Return

Blob Monsters Return_Looping


DISCO ANTS GO CLUBBIN’ – The sequel to another piece of mine, “Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants.” Well, what else are they supposed to do after eating an entire town? …Could be funny in gameplay or a sci-fi satire. (2:23)  Royalty-Free.

Disco Ants Go Clubbin’

Disco Ants Go Clubbin’_Looping


SNEAKY CAT – A single bassoon conveys a quiet humor. (00:45)  Royalty-Free.

Sneaky Cat


FARTY CROOKS – Don’t ask me what I was thinking…I just thought it sounded funny. Could be used in a satirical film or maybe as game music for something weird. (1:10)  Royalty-Free.

Farty Crooks

Farty Crooks_Looping


MISTER SNEAKYPANTS – Fun little “sneaking around” piece. A work in progress, but you might be able to use it for something. (00:50)  Royalty-Free.

Mister Sneakypants

Mister Sneakypants_Looping


THE MONKEY ISLAND BAND – Yeah, they need practice, but give ’em a break…all they have to play on are skulls. 😉  Might work for a game or animation. Good for looping. (1:42)  Royalty-Free.

Monkey Island Band

Monkey Island Band_Looping


INVASION OF THE GIANT DISCO ANTS – Ridiculous 50’s style monster movie set to a disco beat. Over-the-top and super cheesy. Could be good for satire. (1:28)  Royalty-Free.

Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants

Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants_Looping


GHOULISH FUN – Good for Halloween or a Halloween themed piece. (2:18)  Royalty-Free.

Ghoulish Fun


SIDE BURN SQUAD – In the spirit of a bad 70s cop show. Makes me itchy for some reason. (1:17)  Royalty-Free.

Sideburn Squad


DO IT – “This is your conscience speaking…” in humorous hip-hop style. (1:09)  Royalty-Free.

Do It


ALIEN CHICKAWOW – Don’t ask. I have no answers. (00:37)  Royalty-Free.

Alien Chickawow


CHEESY SCIENCE – Classic 50s sound…conjures up cardboard sets, blinking lights and extra cheese. Good for satire. (00:32)  Royalty-Free.

Cheesy Science


CLUMSY MONSTER BASH – Halloween party for clumsy monsters. What else would it be?  😉 (1:46)  Royalty-Free.

Clumsy Monster Bash_remixed


WARPED ALIEN BAND – Very strange, funky piece. If you can figure out something this can be used in, please let me know. (1:00)  Royalty-Free.

Warped Alien Band

Warped Alien Band_Looping


CREAKY COUNTRY FAIR – Old fashioned fair with creaky rides, lame games and bad cotton candy. Kind of sad  in a humorous way…sort of. (A work in progress.) (1:49)  Royalty-Free.

Creaky Country Fair


GOOFY MISCHIEF – Silly, yes, but good spirited. (00:38)  Royalty-Free.

Goofy Mischief


CRANKY MONSTER – Another piece that falls under the “let’s see who can do something with this” category. (1:37)  Royalty-Free.

Cranky Monster

Cranky Monster_Looping


MEDIEVAL HALLOWEEN – Well, I don’t know if they had Halloween back in medieval days…probably not…but that’s what this reminds me of. Might make a good open for a show. (00:44)  Royalty-Free.

Medieval Halloween


VIDEO GAME BRAIN DRAIN – Underscore for a quirky kid’s game of some kind. Great for annoying their parents, store employees, etc. as kids play the game endlessly. (2:07)  Royalty-Free.

Video Game Brain Drain

Video Game Brain Drain_Looping


CLUNKY OLD TIME PIANO –  Could work in a western bar scene (in which the piano player is as drunk as everyone else) or could depict a player piano that’s seen better days. Much better days. (1:16)  Royalty-Free.

Clunky Old Time Piano


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