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BLOB MONSTERS RETURN – A truly strange little piece that I did on the fly. Sounds like a cross between “The Blob,” “Tetris” and those funny aliens from “Sesame Street” who say, “Yi-i-i-i-p yip yip yip.” (1:35) Royalty-Free.
DISCO ANTS GO CLUBBIN’ – The sequel to another piece of mine, “Invasion of the Giant Disco Ants.” Well, what else are they supposed to do after eating an entire town? …Could be funny in gameplay or a sci-fi satire. (2:23) Royalty-Free.
SNEAKY CAT – A single bassoon conveys a quiet humor. (00:45) Royalty-Free.
FARTY CROOKS – Don’t ask me what I was thinking…I just thought it sounded funny. Could be used in a satirical film or maybe as game music for something weird. (1:10) Royalty-Free.
MISTER SNEAKYPANTS – Fun little “sneaking around” piece. A work in progress, but you might be able to use it for something. (00:50) Royalty-Free.
THE MONKEY ISLAND BAND – Yeah, they need practice, but give ’em a break…all they have to play on are skulls. 😉 Might work for a game or animation. Good for looping. (1:42) Royalty-Free.
INVASION OF THE GIANT DISCO ANTS – Ridiculous 50’s style monster movie set to a disco beat. Over-the-top and super cheesy. Could be good for satire. (1:28) Royalty-Free.
GHOULISH FUN – Good for Halloween or a Halloween themed piece. (2:18) Royalty-Free.
SIDE BURN SQUAD – In the spirit of a bad 70s cop show. Makes me itchy for some reason. (1:17) Royalty-Free.
DO IT – “This is your conscience speaking…” in humorous hip-hop style. (1:09) Royalty-Free.
ALIEN CHICKAWOW – Don’t ask. I have no answers. (00:37) Royalty-Free.
CHEESY SCIENCE – Classic 50s sound…conjures up cardboard sets, blinking lights and extra cheese. Good for satire. (00:32) Royalty-Free.
CLUMSY MONSTER BASH – Halloween party for clumsy monsters. What else would it be? 😉 (1:46) Royalty-Free.
WARPED ALIEN BAND – Very strange, funky piece. If you can figure out something this can be used in, please let me know. (1:00) Royalty-Free.
CREAKY COUNTRY FAIR – Old fashioned fair with creaky rides, lame games and bad cotton candy. Kind of sad in a humorous way…sort of. (A work in progress.) (1:49) Royalty-Free.
GOOFY MISCHIEF – Silly, yes, but good spirited. (00:38) Royalty-Free.
CRANKY MONSTER – Another piece that falls under the “let’s see who can do something with this” category. (1:37) Royalty-Free.
MEDIEVAL HALLOWEEN – Well, I don’t know if they had Halloween back in medieval days…probably not…but that’s what this reminds me of. Might make a good open for a show. (00:44) Royalty-Free.
VIDEO GAME BRAIN DRAIN – Underscore for a quirky kid’s game of some kind. Great for annoying their parents, store employees, etc. as kids play the game endlessly. (2:07) Royalty-Free.
CLUNKY OLD TIME PIANO – Could work in a western bar scene (in which the piano player is as drunk as everyone else) or could depict a player piano that’s seen better days. Much better days. (1:16) Royalty-Free.